Neal Squared
... Maybe. We'll never know because they never tell me anything.
I suppose it could be different now, since they're younger and I'm older, and they still have baby Neal to protect from the dangerous stuff. They don't really have any excuse to try keep me from things anymore now, right? Especially since I'm gonna have a cool job of my own after school.
I'm going to be an intern for the head of security, Alex Danvers... How cool does that sound?! I hope she or he likes me. I'll probably have to talk about some of the things I can do, just so they know I'm useful.
Don't tell mom, but I'm really glad I'm not going to be working for her anymore. I get that the networking is good for my college applications, and I really enjoyed meeting the Congressman... But party planning is boring.
You come over to dinner when you're in town, and I'm pretty sure Dad's joking when he talks about arresting you, so I don't think you're too far under the radar? You mostly just have the coolest life ever and don't seem to like to stay in one place for too long.