As soon as Booth told her he was on his way over, Brennan had a small panic attack. She was standing in the middle of her apartment entirely naked and just staring at herself in the mirror. She couldn't help the thought that what if she really DID look like this? What would Booth think? But that was just ridiculous because there was no WAY that she was actually a man, but.........no. She was definitely not a man right now. As real as it seemed to feel, and look in the mirror like she had spontaneously grew three inches, lost her breasts and gained sexual organs on the outside, it was just not possible. So, she pretended like it wasn't happening. Because it wasn't. She did, however, notice that none of her clothes were fitting her very well and the aforementioned new appendage was somewhat of a nuisance. What did they do with the thing?!
So she decided instead of feeding into her delusion further with the addition of clothing, she would settle for wrapping her robe around her and be done with it. It was only Booth coming over anyway.
As soon as she got the tie knotted around her middle, the knock at her door came. She took a deep breath and opened it.
[ooc:yup, I decided that man!Brennan is Joshua Jackson. lol]