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TBD (smarts_n_crafts) wrote in saint_ooc,
@ 2018-11-04 02:56:00

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new character/player

Please watch your step, there’s (more) new blood on the ground…
Greetings students, staff, and all resident termites!

Ever had that one friend who invites you out at 10PM for ice cream - and three hours later you’re wearing fireman pants, missing a tooth, and chasing a cow down a highway?

...yeah that one.

Meet Fisher Drosselmeyer, the living embodiment of “it seemed like a good idea at the time” especially if the idea involves cunning, creativity, and three pounds of crazy in a two ounce bag. Fisher is an Intermediate level student though this is (sort of) her third year at St. Margaret's; she had to leave school early last year due to ~~getting accidentally cursed~~ health issues. Her witchcraft deals with physical enchantments. In practical terms this puts her somewhere between talisman artisan and supernatural plumber. (Fisher herself votes for the latter.)

Fisher has the tendency to scavenge for craft materials and a very liberal definition of what material is considered “available.” She’ll “borrow” anything she can pry loose, but the items will usually be returned in a day. Or two. A week tops, honest. So if your bed is suddenly missing a leg or your toothbrush has gone inexplicably bald...

Think that it’s possible your wunderkind ran into Fisher before? Here’s some potential common ground:

⚔WANTED⚔ ♜ nocturnal camaraderie: Fisher’s an insomniac. If your darling keeps late hours, then they’ll likely to trip over her at some point. (...Literally; Fisher doesn’t understand chairs.)
♟ muscle & moxie: Super strong friends - or bribable acquaintances - willing to help haul junk across campus. Preferably with no questions asked.
♜ team mad!science: Sure, Fisher specialty is magical craftsmanship but she’s a got a lot of love for lab work. That, and tiny killer robots.
♟ lab rats & lunch dates: Fisher will buy lunch/dinner/candy to anybody who’s willing to let her “analyze” them for 45 minutes. Look, in this school is that really the weirdest thing your monster would do for a pizza?
♞ shameless enablers & cockeyed conspirators: Anyone who participated - willing or otherwise - in Fisher’s nonsense from earlier school years. This included such civic-minded activities as: 3 AM Jello banquets, banned book "concerts", reverse-strip checkers tournaments, popcorn snowball wars, and the Great Pancake Bacchanal (a.k.a. Debacle) of 2017.

⚠WARNING(s)⚠ ☓ Do NOT allow Fisher sodium before 9AM. Doing so is akin to pumping a six-pack of Red Bull into a hummingbird, except in this case the hummingbird will turn mean, maniac, and likely try to sabotage the drinking fountains.
☓ Do NOT believe her ~~when~~ if Fisher claims to have misunderstood your English. She didn’t, she’s just being a jerk (or trying to avoid punishment.)
☠ Do NOT let her near large animals - especially horses. Because 1) apocalyptic allergies and 2) she will sneeze on everything you love. Twice.

On a more personal note: ‘ello, I’m Lee! (Your second one, I think?) I’m on EST time but am very email friendly and, being the Worst Employee, will 110% reply when I should be working. Sadly, GChat isn’t much of an option. ☹ If you’re keen on threading via GDocs, though, then hey hey hey: marry me, gorgeous.

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smarts_n_crafts
2018-11-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)

Jack – What does he teach?

Brendan – You know how there's a theory that some people are inspired to sneeze when they hear others do so? Great now think of that, and then think of Brendan sneezing (and transforming) leading to Fisher sneezing (allergies) leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to Brendan sneezing leading Fisher sneezing leading to…my point is this could be hilarious.

Aktamun – They can trade off being each other's alibi. Or sneaking care packages to each in detention.

Tanek – don't know how this would play with school policy, but Fisher would definitely have offered him cash to fall off a roof at least once (so she study him).

Wendy – How badly trapped is he?

Gilderoi – I'm sure nothing they do will ever upset or insult the other in any way. Fisher would certainly never ask if Santa pays him overtime in December…

Obsi – What kind of music?

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white_ice
2018-11-05 06:34 pm UTC (link)

Jack teaches Supernatural Studies and Creature Lore!

Hahaha, that would be hilarious. Poor Brendan, from cat to horse to frog to raven...

Tanek would be all: "How much money?" Maybe this can be a scene.

Wendy doesn't know. That's why he hasn't tried suicide yet, because he does not know if death will free him.

Oh ho! Gil will be amused, and then try to cut you to ribbons.

He's going to be a music star! Like Adele, except he has the voice of a male operatic singer. So more like Josh Groban.

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smarts_n_crafts
2018-11-05 06:50 pm UTC (link)

Jack - She’s not in either of these this year. :( But maybe she was in her first year? Either way he’s already been referenced.

Brendan - She’s going to be calling him Benadryl.

Tanek - Depends on what he breaks/heals. Broken bones would pay for dinner. A broken neck would probably be enough to upgrade his phone.

Wendy - He sound very jolly and in dire need of (bad) company. They should be bowling buddies.

Gilderoi - Lets be honest, that’s probably going to a common response.

Obsi - ...please let him make the Groban reference somewhere within Fisher’s hearing.

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