If I do this, you never bother me again. I don't end up in a cell somewhere having bits of me hacked off every time someone dies and people are upset about it. You never tell my girlfriend I agreed to do this for you and you never let it get out that I can do this. I make pie and that's it, or I will seriously consider double deadding you just to make sure you stay like that and can never ask this of me ever. Again.