Yeah, if there's one thing that can be said about us pesky humans it's that it takes more than a zombie apocalypse to keep us down.
Spike is your pet? Somehow I don't remember that tidbit when I was observing from Heaven.
Angel's more than just a survivor. He's a Champion, and I highly doubt zombies did what so many others before failed to do.
I'll let Wes explain his situation to you personally. It's not really my story to tell. As for pretending... you do realize that people can read what you're writing right now, don't you?