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Tweak says, "MOAR"

Lucky (Excel) (crazylikeavulp) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2010-01-15 19:25:00

Entry tags:

!days 090-099, excel, {il palazzo}

Who: Lord Il Palazzo & Excel
Where: Lord Il Palazzo's esteemed quarters
When: Day 99 late afternoon, while all those other chumps are surfing
What: Uwaaah Lord Il Palazzo sodreamy

I've finished all the laundry and put it up to dry, my lord~!

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	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
	raises an eyebrow Indeed? And your other chores? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Done beyond perfection! Would you like the full report? Or perhaps the abridged one, which possesses an entertainment level somewhat less similar to watching potatoes grow! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
	The abridged version will suffice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Finished the aforementioned laundry, removed the squidrat droppings within a five-meter radius of your dorm, documented suspicious activities, went fishin', scrubbed the toilets, made you lunch, and plotted the downfall of all those who oppose you! Oh, and watched the potatoes grow! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Have you achieved said downfall? Of one individual in particular? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	N-not yet, sir! I haven't seen him yet! But— but I'm strategically positioned in Hydra right now, so it's only a matter of time... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Very well. Keep me posted on your progress on that front. We cannot let such an insult go without retaliation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Of course! Our vengeance shall be neither swift nor humane! But... Say, Lord Il Palazzo, that person... he has Scowl really fooled, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Him and another one on that team, I guess they come and visit Scowl a lot. I don't know what they're playing at, but I'm startin' to worry it's clouding up his judgment. Now that I think about it, there's somethin' just not right about his boss, too... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
	And what makes you say that, Excel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 05:21 am UTC (link)
	[rubs at her throat, not quite consciously] Well... he's kind of off, you know? He puts on this act — if I didn't know better, I'd swear he were as weak and pathetic as a newborn, declawed, malnourished, possibly-drowned kitten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 05:23 am UTC (link)
	And yet he inspires loyalty. And great loyalty, at that... This bears looking into... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 05:31 am UTC (link)
	None so great as my loyalty for Lord Il Palazzo! But yes, I have already been nosing into their business as often as possible! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. And have you found anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Well... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 06:05 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 06:06 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 06:07 am UTC (link)
	[scrambles out] I can't see over the top from down there anymore! Lord Il Palazzo has been working hard! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
	You expected anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 06:27 am UTC (link)
	No sir! I simply wish to show my continued support for your every endeavor! ...Lord Il Palazzo? May I ask you a question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 06:52 am UTC (link)
	EXISTS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Sorry to ask such a weird thing, but... what am I like, in Lord Il Palazzo's memories? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 06:58 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 06:59 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 07:01 am UTC (link)
	[climbs back up] Ah... it was a weird thing to ask... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 08:01 am UTC (link)
	Excel is Excel. There should be no need to doubt your identity. Even the very rocks know what they are, and they are without memories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Ah—! Yes, of course... Though there are moments when I think that I, like the rocks, would be better off without them... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-16 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh! That reminds me! There was another thing I meant to report to you! A person from my past appeared on Ophiuchus. I have determined that he is neither affiliated with nor a threat to us, and I am planning to muster up the will to be nice to him him for long enough to receive special favors and privileges! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heiltothelord 2010-01-16 08:39 am UTC (link)
	This seems most appropriate. Continue to curry favor for as long as possible, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crazylikeavulp 2010-01-17 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Is there anything I can fanangle for you, sir? (Reply to this) (Parent)