Who: Ophiuchus Where: Ophiuchus barracks When: Day 98, afternoonish What:
[Today in the Ophiuchus barracks, there is a brief but powerful earthquake, followed by the sound of loud swearing. If you follow the sound, you will find that a shiny new staircase has appeared in the back of the kitchen, and a Soldierdog hobbling around on three paws, with the fourth curled under him. Once the stream of profanity has ceased, he goes on to say:]