Re: MOTHER GOOSE
[the cat hissessss....then purrs, turning into a giant cardboard FELT covered cat. She is so soft you guys]
"Thank you, thank you kind strangers. You simply need to continue on, to find your way home. But I can't let you leave without a token of thanks!"
Before them appeared a simple, plain piece of paper, though it looked like it had been ripped in half. There was also a book, bound, unable to be opened, and finally. . .a box of matches.
The mother cat gave a quick nod, before shooing her kittens away, and going off to literally fuck another giant cardboard cat that had appeared. Well. . .