Hey, come on, I got a sister, not a brother. This is the first time I've got to talk about the other side of things, give me some time to think of what's important to cover.
[not that I remember giving the talk to June, but you don't need to know that]
No, but seriously, accidental boners are gonna be embarrassing. You gotta be mentally prepared for that. Guess you gotta be prepared for morning woods too, I mean, best way to go about it is to just take care of it somewhere private, you know...?