[so how can I make this appropriately terrible...]
Can't go over the important parts without covering the basic first. So, you know how you kept saying you're not interested in girls and stuff? Well, you might find out that seeing girls a the baths, or guys, depending, will suddenly get you a hell of a lot more interested.
Not that that's any surprising. But all I'm saying in, something could very well pop-up when you least expect it.