SO HERE'S THE DEAL! USUALLY ON SWEET-ASS DAYS LIKE THIS ONE I'M ALL, "HEY GUYS WHO WANTS TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH?" AND THEN WE ALL HAVE NACHOS, 'CAUSE I TRY TO BE GOOD TO MY BROS, BUT LATELY I'M THINKING, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SUCH BROS AFTER ALL. AND I'M NOT NAMING NAMES 'CAUSE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO DID THIS, BUT SOMEBODY'S GONNA DIE TODAY, SO PICK YOUR CHAMPIONS!