Ugh... It's not like we're together, that's not how dumping works.
No, no, wait, gimme a minute.
[looking away, trying to sort his thoughts and hide the fact that this is getting awkward for him]
It's more like... I mean, I don't exactly hate hanging out with you, you know? I guess you could say you kinda cheer me up. Yeah. That's it.
But you're sort of a decent person, even if that's just 'cause you're a total dumbass. And me, I'm a total dick. I'm the kinda guy who leaves right after— you with me so far?
And I mean, it's all in good fun if there's no feelings involved, but if you get too close, then it's just a shitty move.
[there's another pause, but he turns to look at Maya now]
Look, I don't even know what I'm trying to say. But you're the only person in this shit-hole that I sorta relax around a bit. And like I said, you're a decent person. And I'm not.