[uncovers the painting -- it does show a reasonable accurate depiction of Soldier, in nothing but a helmet and sandals and carrying a very large sword in one hand, and a very large mug of ale in the other, fighting what looks like several humans riding raptors. There is a pile of corpses in the near background, and something on fire in the far field, providing clouds of smoke. There is a hint of lights in the sky, suggesting spaceships.'
[the workmanship is reasonably good -- it's clearly Soldier, the anatomy is good, but perhaps the composition is a bit crowded and the spaceships are pretty inaccurate to the base matter (that is, Selendis's nightmare), even considering the smoke obscures the details.)
(On the other hand, the only thing Soldier can complain about is the lack of any naked women.)