["Hey now, I look good in everything. Now I'll be honest here, I'm a generous guy, and if seeing me in a skirt is your dream hey, who am I to deny it? But I gotta say, it's not something I ever considered, you know? But I'm a 21st century guy and I don't mind trying out new stuff so hey, we can go for it.
There's just one thing that makes it a hell of a lot more embarrassing. The judges would know you put me in a miniskirt if it's for a mission, wouldn't they?"]