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Tweak says, "I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!"

(???) Badger (lawfulreception) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2011-12-01 20:24:00

Entry tags:

!days 290-299, apollo justice, chrome dokuro, ermillina 'snow white' curtana, excel, flonne, kanda yuu, kudo shinichi, rokujou miharu, sakura, takizawa yuta, tifa lockhart, yuffie kisaragi

Who: Quartz, Badger, and Whoever!1
Where: The cliffside near Delphinus
When: Day 294, afternoon
What:

[there is a fairly large lizard with a bunch of water (???) balloons tied to it at the edge of a cliff]

[and there is a lawyer and detective pushing said lizard off of said cliff--uh. welp, yes. that is what they're doing]

[SPLAT]

. . .maybe the balloons weren't necessary. . .

((SHINICHI IS DERPING OUT and I am spotty!!1 I will pick up threads through the night and tommorrowww))

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	nindifference 2011-12-02 05:25 am UTC (link)
	. . . yes of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Would this be any less awkward if I said it was a practice murder investigation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Probably not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Well! That is what it is. Honestly, what if revivals weren't possible here and someone just "happened" to shove someone off a cliff? This place is PERFECT to get away with murder if you aren't careful, so you have to be able to identify foul play. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 05:58 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:02 am UTC (link)
	. . . And we're bored, so on the off chance we do get home, we don't want to be rusty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Your life is . . . exciting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
	. ..I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. . . But it really isn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Where did you get balloons? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:09 am UTC (link)
	A mission a while back, at the same time I got that cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:10 am UTC (link)
	I thought maybe they were a special case. "I need balloons specifically to tie to a lizard that I intend to push off a cliff." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:17 am UTC (link)
	[kdfjad] N-no, I was going to decorate the dorm with them along with the cake, but later this seemed like a better use for them. . . (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:35 am UTC (link)
	. . . a better use. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Well. . .! What's the point of having balloons around the dorm when we aren't celebrating anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 06:48 am UTC (link)
	(Why do all the younger members keep judging me. . .) I still have some extra. Do you have any better ideas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 06:56 am UTC (link)
	. . . Can I have them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 07:01 am UTC (link)
	. . . [PRESENT a small baggie/package of deflated balloons] So long as you aren't going to do anything dangerous with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 07:08 am UTC (link)
	I'll use them for murder. To give you something to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 07:16 am UTC (link)
	.......I know you are kidding but. Please don't kid about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 07:17 am UTC (link)
	[blank stare] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 07:25 am UTC (link)
	(..........He is kidding, right??!) B-BESIDES you can't commit murder with balloons! Unless you tried to suffocate someone with one by stretching across their face, or choking them with it, or filling it with dense liquid and dropping it from high above. . .! So it's dumb to even joke about that kind of thing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nindifference 2011-12-02 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Those seem like a lot of legitimate suggestions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you even try it, I'll have you pinned on the spot. It's a deterrent! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)