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Tweak says, "Baddaboo, Baddaba.... BOO!"

(???) Badger (lawfulreception) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2011-12-01 20:24:00

Entry tags:

!days 290-299, apollo justice, chrome dokuro, ermillina 'snow white' curtana, excel, flonne, kanda yuu, kudo shinichi, rokujou miharu, sakura, takizawa yuta, tifa lockhart, yuffie kisaragi

Who: Quartz, Badger, and Whoever!1
Where: The cliffside near Delphinus
When: Day 294, afternoon
What:

[there is a fairly large lizard with a bunch of water (???) balloons tied to it at the edge of a cliff]

[and there is a lawyer and detective pushing said lizard off of said cliff--uh. welp, yes. that is what they're doing]

[SPLAT]

. . .maybe the balloons weren't necessary. . .

((SHINICHI IS DERPING OUT and I am spotty!!1 I will pick up threads through the night and tommorrowww))

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	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Truth is weird, which is what the science is for. This could possibly come in handy some day. Er, with real bodies. I don't expect anyone to murder lizards in the outside world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-12-02 02:00 am UTC (link)
	...well the cause of death uh is a little obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:03 am UTC (link)
	You would think! But there have been actual cases where scenes like this have been called into doubt, even if the victim snapped their neck at impact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-12-02 02:05 am UTC (link)
	There's no way a human could crack a bone the same way a fall could.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I know this, and common sense says this, but apparently even the most irrelevant details come into play in the courtroom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-12-02 02:14 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:16 am UTC (link)
	There was once a case where a girl was accused of murder because the victim wrote her name in the sand. Said victim had fallen to his death and snapped his neck before writing it. So yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-12-02 02:16 am UTC (link)
	............. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:22 am UTC (link)
	As a lawyer, I will never say that the system is perfect. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-12-02 02:22 am UTC (link)
	That is dumb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2011-12-02 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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