Re: [THE CURRENT OPTIONS]
[slams fist on a convenient table!1]
Obviously something is amiss here, but we're in a dorm, so it isn't Judge influenced! And you've clearly stated that I have not yet received a blow to the head, the most common cause of non-magic related amnesia, but also a cliche for curing it!
And you can consider it payback for punching you when you woke up.