Re: [WHY ARE WE HERE]
I'm just acknowledging your "fuck up" so everyone knows why this is happening in the first place, Scowl. You failed to mention that in your opening.
You're seriously overestimating the amount of interest Mirror has in any of this. Have you ever stopped to think for a moment that before we patroned her, we knew just about as much as everyone else? And none of that ever reached her, to my knowledge - at least, not through us.