You don't have any fans, even If one of the suckers stuck here is unlucky enough to know you.
Speakin' of being stuck here, this—[handwaves at the huge cavern]—is Sabra La Tau, this—[waves at Skulldorm]—is Hydracula's dorm, and we—[handwaves at people in orange]—are Vulpecula. Your team. Which you're not in charge of.