As impressive as that is, and as much as I have faith in your natural skills, this is a bit different! We're not in a courtroom! We are in a cave! Full of CRAZY JUDGES and some CRAZIER PEOPLE. There isn't any law or justice here! My patron has more than hurt quite a few of their friends, and I don't think most of them are going to be sympathetic just because I value the privacy of my headspace!
With all due respect sir, you have no idea how bad this place can get.