Materia? Pants? Your girlfriend? … Wait, no, let's not talk about Aeris… The awesome exploits of a super hot treasure hunter? I've got a lot of stories about that. Trees? I've spent more time than I ever wanted to in the mushwood forest, I almost got bored enough to give them all names and personalities. We really need cellphones down here, don't you think? That way ninjas won't go stir-crazy when they're doing missions. I could tell you all about Lucky's cooking. I could talk to you about how Mii-kun is dumb, but you know all that already—what is it with all the guys I know being terminal dumbasses? Seriously, it's a problem.