She lived in a really awesome town. The buildings were all red and gold, and rivers twined and twisted all throughout.
But…
But.
[Dramatic sigh]
Something lurked betwixt the splendour. Insidious, creeping, it threatened to tarnish all that the girl loved. And that, that was the perfect opportunity she'd been looking for! Donning her super cute hero outfit, she set out to fight the foes and right the wrongs.