Poison's Room
You are well armed and ready to be a dutiful meatshield! You stride in with the wire cutters brandished to deal with any terrible horror that may await.
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There's a lot of girliness around, actually. If that counts.
You've stepped into an adorable bedroom. To the west there is the ladder and a lever beside it. There is a box marked private in the corner, and next to it is a pair of comfortable looking slippers. To the north there is a painting of the sky hanging on the wall, and below that is a frilly, comfortable looking bed with heart shaped pillows. There is a tasseled rug in the middle of the room.