Ah, but just going around asking how it can be done will tip people off that I want into it that badly, doesn't it? And the more people who know, the more troublesome it gets. I would hate for someone to get the solution before I did, after all.
It also doesn't help that I can't know who's the honest sort in this team. Let alone knowing which is the clumsiest. Though I honestly think that would be you at this point.