[Next.]
Are we here? Everyone's ready? All right, I hope you've all gotten to the potty already because there really IS no turning this car around. Right? Right. Here we go.
[Suddenly, the room begins to grow around you... the world seems to distort, taking on almost a psychedelic array of colors, some swirling on the air, others flickering in the background. Your vision sharpens, even as your hearing dulls... suddenly you can feel every vibration though, in the air, under your many little tentacled feet...