Huh. Well, that's a good name. Good to meet you, Wisp.
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Okay, I'm sure the others covered this, but I'm going to be as blunt as possible anyway. This is a terrible, horrible place, and you may or may not ever leave. Hopefully you will! There is definitely a chance! In the meantime, be wary of the earth trying to suck you in and chew on you for eternity, and games that you may die in. Lately, we haven't died, so that's extremely fortunate. I used to be resigned to it for a while.
Despite this, we are going to do our best to take care of you, and not every moment here will be depressing. We're a good team, full of kind people, so hopefully that will count for something.