Re: [OPTION 2: PARROT]
[Yep, this thing is pretty slow, and it has no capability of thought to evade. That's a hit. A very palpable hit.
[It goes down hard, sending tiny cracks through both ground and golem, but it is completely unfazed; a moment later, it is lumbering back up again and lunging with both fists before it's even upright]