Who: Anyone Where: At the riverside When: Day 258, before the minigame close What:
[It's a normal day, the kanats are rolling, the bearbees are pissing off the beebats, and the derpy lizards are scattering as a tiny Hydra, arms full of fabric, drags along a reluctant, and possible protesting Monoceros.]
It will only take a moment, and you're the closest to a match I can probably get.