Re: ENDGAME
So I was a vampire at your vampire school and there were these girls that were acting like they wanted to be my minions but they were traitorous, fickle things, lacking the spirit of a true fangirl! In the home ec room, I made a pie and then I met that creepy smiley stabby dude who used to be on your team, who promptly pilfered my favorite kidney and then fled, failing to let me murder him even a little, and then I was on a horse!