Your continued disrespect for my authority and judgment has once again wholeheartedly destroyed any hope we may have of a mutually beneficial or remotely healthy relationship. If I retreat now, it will only be in planning for a petty, irrational retaliation, which I will secretly be slightly ashamed of, but only very slightly, as I'm going to be blaming the entirety of the situation on you—
And it seems that I'm randomly spouting the truth again, which means I'll have to be plan to be petty, irrational, and sneaky. Though I have no evidence to support my theory, I'm going to assume this is your fault as well.