Okay, perhaps a moment of exposition is required. Today, I was minding my own business picking fights with the aquatic natives like normal, when one of our dear Pavo friends, who had undergone some manner of horrible burning Judge transformation, stepped into the water to cool off her radiator-like heat production, and ended up boiling a distressing proportion of the lake water. I, who was thankfully at enough of a distance to retain my functions as a living organism, managed to escape with these certainly-negligible-yet-horribly-painful burns you see here, and afterward retrieved the poor finny bastards who weren't as Lucky as I.