Re: [morning]
It was a sucky kind of place, that stronghold. As if being full of enemies wasn't bad enough, it had to stink, too. And there was nothing green, and everything was made out of metal.
But the plucky treasure hunter was plucky, and tough, and she wasn't gonna give up! It was gonna be a tricky operation. Getting the treasure would be easy enough—she could do that in her sleep! But the rest of it… now that, that was the tricky part.
She thought about it for a whole hour.
The plan she came up with was foolproof! Why not just sucker the best the enemy had to offer into doing all the hard work for her? Then wham, bam! She'd rob him blind, thus achieving all of her honourable objectives in one fell swoop.