Re: [morning]
[Grumbles back about stubborn zombies.]
Once upon a time, there was a hot young treasure hunter. She was basically the most awesome person who ever existed, and anybody dumb enough to disagree got punched in the nuts.
But our heroine had bigger fish to fry than second rate bullies who couldn't recognize genius when they saw it—she was ready to take on the world! It totally owed her a lot.
So, one day, when she was still just a little girl, she set out from her home on a journey… no, a quest!