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Tweak says, "#jeah"

Arson (Takizawa Yuta) (grewuptootsun) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2011-06-14 17:14:00

Entry tags:

!days 240-249, albert de morcerf, excel, gokudera hayato, impmon, shinonome hangetsu, takizawa yuta, wanijima akito, zexion, {{{akatsuki chika}}}

Who: Hydracula + foolish fools who would visit?
Where: In the depths of a giant hat wearing skull
When: Day 245, evening
What: Being Hydracula

[Arson for what it's worth is busy writing on some papers he got from an Ophi a few days back...]

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	beelzeboom 2011-06-14 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	A story? Lemme see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-14 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Boomer, you can't read. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I can guess the story! Clearly it's about a big damn hero, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

grewuptootsun
2011-06-15 12:01 am UTC (link)

[reads it aloud

Once upon a time there was a guy who called himself Parrot. Parrot was a big idiot who spouted out lies as easily as a waterfall spills water. He thought himself to be a big person who could make big promises.

After an unreasonable promise he would never keep, he vanished from the general population of Sabra. He served under Foreman as a big giant idiot ant.

But the ant was so foolish and stupid and reckless that even Foreman wished to be rid of him. Instead of returning to his team, Parrot made a foolish decision.

He saw the giant snake of Ophiuchus. He thought it was really cool even though it was so big it could have eaten him alive. It did want to eat him alive, but had the good sense to know idiots tasted bad and caused indigestion. Parrot tried to ride the snake's back but was flicked away easily, slamming into the wall. No damage was done, as he had only hit his head. He ignored the crater left behind by his thick skull and turned to the snake, being too loud and too stupid.

"Hey Snake! I want to be on Ophiuchus! BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T THINK THINGS THROUGH AT ALL!" He struck a dramatic pose to go along with his speech.

The snake agreed only to be rid of him. And Ophiuchus was already full of idiots, so one more among their number would not hurt at all.

Then Parrot went to visit all his friends to tell them the happy news of his return. Upon which each of them beat the shit out of him for being a traitor bastard who is one day going to have to chop off their feet. When he returned home to Ophiuchus black and blue and bleeding no one felt sorry for him.

The End]

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	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	. . . . . . [CLAPS :O] So technically the friends at the end are the heroes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Yep! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I like it! A+, would review again if I could! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
	[pats] Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Heheh! So whatcha gettin' for your troubles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Bandages and eggs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Eggs? As in the little round things other things come out of if ya don't cook 'em soon enough? Those kinda eggs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. They're good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Eggs for breakfast~! It'd feel like my birthday if I had one! Ya gotta get as many from the sucker as possible! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
	I will~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, oh, do ya think we can get bacon? Or maybe Lucky'll make a way to make bacon outta snake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I'll ask! He's a big sucker, so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Seriously, may as well wrap 'im up and put a stick up 'im. Why'd he do that anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Do what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Buckle down with the black belts! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I dunno...he says he can help from there but... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:48 am UTC (link)
	He can help get his hiney kicked. I dunno if that's what he was aimin' for though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 12:52 am UTC (link)
	You'll have to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beelzeboom 2011-06-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
	But I don't wanna waste my time! Though he DID give me permission to badaboom 'im, sorta kinda! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grewuptootsun 2011-06-15 01:13 am UTC (link)
	...........did he? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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