[THIS IS NO LONGER A SLEEK AND BEAUTIFUL (AND SLIGHTLY ANNOYING) TINY FLYING TALKING UNICORN!
THIS IS A MONSTROUS UNICORN TRAILING SMOKE FROM HIS OBSIDIAN HOOVES!! FROM HIS MISSHAPEN BACK FLARE ENORMOUS BAT'S WINGS!!! AND HIS ONCE-KIND EYES BLAZE WITH THE BLUE FIRES OF EEEEEEEEVIL!!!1!!
AND WHEN HE NEIGHS, IT IS THE BESTIAL SOUND OF TEN THOUSAND SOULS SCREAMING IN UNENDING AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11]