Who: ever. Where: mostly in or around DelPavo, starting in the kitchen When: day 220, morning What: staring contests.
[Wherever you are, there's a girl there, having a staring contest with whatever's there, including you. From the occasional gurgling noise, you might be able to surmise if she's trying to figure out if you're edible.
there's also a dog wandering around near her, if you pay attention to the wildlife. it sure doesn't look like a corgi.]