[OH NOES!!]
[SUDDENLY, FROM THE TUNNELS!!! A FEROCIOUS. . .yet flimsy vaguely paper looking DRAGON EMERGES!!! Light emits from its body as it spurts FLAMES 8UUUU!!!!]
MUAHAHAHA!! THE STONE OF PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MINE!! TERRIBLE TERRIBAD DRAGONBAD!!!!
AND AS LONG AS IT IS IN MY SECRET LAIR AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL OVER THERE, YOU WILL NEVER BE TURNED BACK INTO HUMANS!! AND/OR WHATEVER YOU WERE IF YOU WEREN'T HUMAN ANYWAY!!