Enter Astil's sidekick, the ex-fair-maiden whose heart, alas, has long since been stolen by our hero's advances!
[Comes onstage to his own narrative, in a fair maiden costume.]
My darling, if you've a mind to win her with gifts, I've a splendid idea! There's a house nearby said to be overrun by ghosts, but in the midst of it are two turtle doves crafted all of gold.