Re: The Happy Unicorn
They are, it's small things really. Old Mr. Penndark lost his wedding ring last week while drinking, and claims it has been stolen, but honestly? You know how he gets, he must have dropped it on the way home.
The other one I'm not sure if it counts... but you know the river were everyone usually does their laundry? Apparently it seems that lately single socks have been disappearing into it at an unusual rate.