I was being chased by this ironically hellish priest across a jungle wilderness and then I commandeered a bicycle from a helpful citizen but he had a truck all hella Terminator style so I bicycled onto a cruise ship and stole the lifeboat and took it to China where I got dumplings and lobster and an entire roast pig but he was still chasing me so I fought him on the Great Wall of China and ran to Europe going through many indeterminate locations and costumes, until I hitched a ride in the cargo hold of a plane to America and was a lady cop with a gun but even bullets were deflected by the protection of his DARK GOD so I stole a sailboat and came back to Japan only to be choked to delirium and see one last vision of my wonderful lord before falling to my death!
Which is all well and good, but what I don't get is this - why was I wearing the prison outfit again at the end?