Who: Lightning Rod!!1 and anyone else Where: Alll over When: Day 193, through the daaaay What: how does I distract blanks 8|a!
[ONE UROBRO is marching through the blank commons, deciding to spread some. . .CHEER. . .so no one's afraid of that big bad earthquake or the fact that people are apparently coming from the pillar! HOW? By yelling in a bullhorn of course]
HEEEEEEEEY, BLANKS! All blanks that need to vent a little! Would you like to let some of that rage go and tase an Ophiuchus? No strings attached! If ya manage to knock me out ya get an apple for your troubles, too! C'mon everyone, be happy!