Ahem! I have written a song. About one particular team at Sabra!
[[OOC: set to the tune of this song. Love Stinks by J.Geils Band.]]
"You play against her. But she plays against him. And he's doing it all willingly. You just can't win. And so it goes until the day you get revived, this place called Sabra will make you cry."
"I've known the greens, the reds and the pinks... but all I can say is: Ophiuchus stinks."
"Ophiuchus stinks! YEAH YEAH!" (x6)
"Team, and partner, side by side, Ophiuchus is gonna find you, yes it is. You just can't hide. You'll hear it call, the tazers strike. Your heart will fall, and sanity takes a hike."
"I don't really care for this 'Judges-orders' excuse thing. All I can say is: Ophiuchus Stinks."
"Ophiuchus stinks! YEAH YEAH!" (x6)
"Oh, I've chewed through bad food... I've lived through pranks... And when I get my memories and leave, I can say: Ophiuchus Stank."