You're the moron. Even if you talk yourself blue in the face about how bad this place is, do you think a new guy is going to listen to someone not on his team 100% like they will someone they're told to trust and depend on? I said we'd talk to him about it but c'mon man, he literally just woke up.
Besides that, look me in the eye and tell me if any of your new kids were ever that prepared even when you beat the idea into their head about how bad this place can be.