[there is a naked guy with a maid dress tied around his waist, kneeling down and fake crying over an invisible body. He pretends to stab himself with an invisible knife and dies dramatically.
Then he wakes up, pretends to see a dead body half on top of him, bursts into fake tears and fake stabs himself again.
Sits up making sure the apron is still in place.]
That was Romeo and Juliet, the dumb lovers stab themselves scene. I'd like my apron back or a girl to hug me.