[LACANIA: We Need A Cooler Fort Name]
*Against the side of the house, three great walls loom, apparently featureless, topped only by long icicles that shed an eerie glow (thanks to mysterious undergarments buried directly beneath). Beyond the walls, awaiting the unwary is a deep ditch; snow is build up beyond it into a secondary rampart, to provide defenders with additional cover.
The field beyond seems unchanged and unaltered; the rope swings are gone, but the slide remains. However, just beneath the snow -- though deep enough to be easily overlooked -- run rope snares, tied firmly to the swingset's frame. They're scattered across the seemingly empty yard; unwary attackers stand an excellent chance of falling victim to one.*