she was born in liverpool, uk but has been in philly just about her entire life. she works at a day care center though she's pretty sure there's about a dozen other things she should be doing with her life. she fails at being a proper girl, her spare time being devoted to parliament cigarettes, baking, jagermeister, hot wings, star wars, and beer. she's also a huge animal lover, convinced that she needs a boston terrier by the name of yoda for her life to be perfect.