I'll still give the credit where it's due because I obviously took the code, which rocks by the way, but I think my layout isn't pleased with WHATEVER because it made the table look enormous on the front page. I wanted to use it as top navigation on the front page that wouldn't move, instead of a list of links to the side of the layout.
I attempted to fix this in the layout code itself, but nothing I changed worked, so I opted for removing the colors and going for a white background with a small text that is still larger, in comparison, than the rest of the text on the page.
Seen here. Thank you, however, for the code in general. It's such a pleasing product!