Rooms

[Gwen S]

Hi, Gwen!

[Wanda M]

Sorry about the quick exit when I first got here. I wasn't trying to be rude.

[Billy K]

So. What do we do? Just like....Get jobs?

[Bruce B]

Yo, Doctor Banner - Lets make this weird right out the gate yeah? I'm Teddy. I'm an Avenger, a new one. Where I come from anyway. I go by Hulkling, I kinda stole your name - I hear everyone around here comes from random places. I just thought you might not know who I am, so I figured I'd introduce myself before someone else mentioned it. Sup?

[Fuzzy timelines, shortly after this.]

[Avengers]

He let me go.

[Locked individually to: Marta F, Jane F, Evie S]

Are you well?

[Public from Teddy A]

New Stark Phone? Cool! New Dimension without all the shenanigans and malarky of mine? Even better.

[Locked: Billy K]

I know you're around here somewhere, wake up.

[Wanda M]

I know this is strange. We've never been close, as far as I can remember. Yet, you are the only one that seems to know who I am.

I don't know if I even know who I am anymore.

I'm all alone Can we talk? I have a rather important favor to ask you.

[Witchy]

Thank you.

[Billy K]

Did you make a wish?

[Bobbi M and Natasha R]

Are either of you staying at the Mansion? Avengers, not Xavier's.

[Avengers]

So if Thor's in an Asgardian Prison...Loki is....

A. On a date with Jane
B. Making Sweet sweet love to a stallion
C. Ruling Asgard
D. Other - please specify

What other kinds of problems is the Loki problem stacked on top of? Can I have a list?

[Loki]

Cheek bones! I need to talk to you about some child support I'm owed.

THANKS WANDARINI!!!

It is exactly as she wished. A garden that only Wanda can enter, in the place she wished it to be. The key to the door that keeps the garden safe is lying just within reach, with a tag that reads 'only you'.

[Public]

I have explored every option on this phone. There is no way to turn the alarm off. There are ways to make it earlier, but nothing allows you to cancel it altogether. What did I do to deserve this special sort of torture?

[Any X-Men]

Don't you think we should come up with a snazzy phrase like the Avengers have? It's so much easier than asking for roll call. That is what they use the whole "Avengers Assemble" thing for, right? It would be silly if it was used as a cheer.

Charles?

[Pepper Potts]

Hello, Ms. Potts.

[Public]

It is absolutely freezing, if Howard Stark shows up here, I'll make sure he personally apologizes for what I'm told is called climate change and the massive part I'm sure he had in it.

[Locked: Tony S]

Tony, hi, you might not know me. My name is Bobbi. I'm an Avenger, I lead the West Coast Avengers with Clint, codename Mockingbird. PhD in biology, all around nice lady.

Former SHIELD operative. Currently unemployed almost ready to start looking for a job. Almost.

I need a website, deep shadow conditions. Cupidclint.com any suggestions on where to get such a thing? And how to make it the best most heavily trafficked website ever?

[Steve R]

Steve, hi. I'm Bobbi Morse. Like I just said to Tony, because you might be together and then you'll know I'm copying and pasting things, which now I'm officially not. In any case. Hi. I'm Bobbi. I'm an Avenger. We're pals, we get along. If you do know me, then you also know that I know about the fifty bucks I owe you. Noted. But no one, and I mean NO ONE NOT ONE PERSON ALIVE could have seen that one coming. Okay? Okay. You are just....I don't know. Psychic.

If you don't know what I'm talking about. It's to do with Beyonce. Somehow. I don't know HOW. You woke up one day and called me up and said "Bobbi, I think Bey is up to something." I told you you were nuts and, then I called Carol who called Sharon and we all said you were nuts, and you bet us all fifty bucks. And then Beyonce just went ahead and dropped an album out of nowhere. That day. What even, Steve? What. Even. Three blondes almost killed you that day. None of us have paid you.

[Thor]

Where's my favorite God of Thunder at? Did you know there's going to be a Magic Mike 2? Are you in it?

[Clint B]

You are so going to kill me.

PS. We have no Kate. The hell am I supposed to without a mini-Hawkeye? Can we put her outfit on Lola? See what happens?

[Natasha R]

Did you make a wish?

[And then Public as anything - from Bobbi M - because she doesn't know who else is here]

So are we enjoying being the wish granTORS or the granTEES the most?

Do I get to take off the mask when this is all over because I am telling you what little new wish friend, I wanna see. Big time. I wanna see.

Also there is nothing on TV right now. What's in your netflix queues I need to check out?

You must be expecting me by now.

[locked to louis d.]

[It's a long shot, but...] Louis?

[public, anonymously.]

I'm interested in speaking to anyone who has knowledge of [...] magic or abilities. The strange and unexplainable.

[Public]

Okay, who pissed off Storm? I swear it wasn't me this time.

[Wanda M]

Do you know who's messing with the weather?

[Wanda M]

How much do you hate me right now?

[Gwen S]

Your attempts at friendly matchmaking are woefully underwhelming. And that's not your fault, it's one thousand percent me. Hashtag sorry? Hashtag I tried.

[Public]

Where t Fuck everything [Eventually, scribbled out - but still visible.]

I've traveled to a lot of places, but through time? That's new.

[The Women Club: from Natasha's previous post - Wanda M, Sharon C, Jane F]

If we ever came to a conclusion on invading the clubhouse, I didn't see one. But how about having our own?

[Public]

I have, three days in advance of the usual deadline, broken my New Year's resolution.

[Max M]

How's the flower business?

[Natasha R]

Hey. Got time to continue the catching up?

[Gwen S]

Are you doing alright, Gwen? Is Peter?

[Tony S]

Thanks for the Christmas card. Was kind of hoping for the Stark phone.

[Wanda M]

Wanda?

Erm. Happy New Year?