Rooms

[While Daniel is gone and he is home alone. Sadface.]

[Locked to Sam A]
So, I was in Marvel using internet that doesn't screech and loads faster than 56 kbit/s, and the weirdest thing happened.

[Locked to Louis D]
Louis, are we only ever going to talk when I'm luring you into a trap? I don't just want to be bait (bae-t?) to you, yk.

[Locked to Neil D]
How're you settling in, bro? Shit must've hit the fan for you spectacularly.

[Locked to Aubrey R]
Aub?

[Drunk dial goes ring.]

Who: Aubrey & Hal
What: Take me home (not)
Where: A club in Gotham
Warnings/Rating: Language and talk about dicks

( Tall guy. Without the anvil of Bruce's jaw or Clark's penchant for primary colors or Ollie's beard. All good points. Guy didn't look like anyone he knew. )

Okay, so I feel like a thank you is definitely off the table. I don't think you helped. [...] What'd I ask for, anyway?

[During this.]

Does anyone live in a warm city?

[Billy K]

Did you get it? Did it work??

["Mirror Ball" Anon]

EVERYONE GOT EVERYTHING AND IT WAS WONDERFUL, YOU ARE BESTEST.

[Aubrey R]

[A pamphlet is left for Aubrey, opened on his sleeping face. Other pamphlets are left in his work clothes pockets, wedged into the bristles of his toothbrush, and another in his right shoe. All of them are for the same place in DC.]

[Kitane Z]

Why the hell is there a nauseatingly boring, sober asshole on my doorstep?

[Aubrey's wish is granted in the most cautious, most specific way imaginable.

With an awkward acceptance of responsibility, Aubrey (and Lin) have their entire past unraveled in Aubrey's mind. Carefully, Aubrey's cupid replaces the raw and recent representations of Lin everywhere he appears. In some cases, he simply makes him more distant, his laughter that of a friendly acquaintance, and in others, Lin is replaced with strangers for a meal or a passing glance. The result is no time lost, the experiences somewhat the same, only without emotion, without pain... and without love.

The cupid will arrive within minutes afterward, to make sure his work doesn't turn sour.]

[The wish granter tries really, really hard to get this right. Because he cares. It comes in parts, the wish, throughout the course of the day:

1) At six o'clock on Valentine's Day, a man shows up on Aubrey's doorstep. Handsome, nice, good, and a non-drinker, he's there to whisk the lucky recipient off for a night of romance. How the night goes is entirely up to the pair.

2) In early morning hours, two letters appear in Mingmei's mailbox. One is from her sister, XiaoXing, and the other is from her brother, Anguo. The letters are lengthy, full of detail, and pictures are enclosed.

3) For Stark, Viserion, and Grayson (who the granter correctly assumes are pets), it's more subtle. They're healthy and given an extended lifespan... a little longer than requested. By, say, fifty years. Oops. The only indication is a shine in their eyes that indicates good health.

4) Lastly, a new wardrobe literally appears in Kitane's home just after midnight. In the middle of the room. But, at least, it is filled with new clothes and accessories fitting of her tastes.]

I figured out what I want.

I can help you.

Monkeys as pets, y/n?

[Post-this.]

what, you don't believe there's such a thing as overkill?

[Lin A]

you there's Hi

[Public]

it's like you make one Sailor Moon Crystal reboot apron for someone and then they fall off the face of the planet

[Doctor Who crew]
[After trying to reach the Doctor.]

Is he gone?

[Text to Aubrey R]

I ate all the chocolate ice cream. Can u bring home more plz?

[Text to Aubrey R]

Were you there?

[Locked to Mingmei S]

Did you go?

[Public]

Owl boy?

And you too, Mr. Not Fun. Did you ever have any?

I'm not sure which is worse, being displaced by time or by space. Should I simply be glad to be back in the land of internet? Probably.

So aside from murdering public servants on national tv, what the fuck happens in this town?

[As Spike]
Okay... Gotta say this is a new one. Bloody hell I haven't gone crazy again have I?

TO DO LIST
[Written in very neat handwriting]

» Send multiple teams of Guardians to PS for J - R? D?
» Contact the Alchemists (again - NOT SAGE)
» Arrange a meeting w/the Badicas and the Drozdovs re: bill
» Smooth over Ivashkov
» Meet w/Sonya
» Yell at Adrian
» Yell some more



» Have lu Talk to Have Invite Sydney to lunch (?)