Re: eddie/evie
I had to teach myself to cook in order to woo a woman. It's hardly worth all the effort.
[Laugh.] No, well except for the cord thing, I've done that more times than I'd like to admit. [He thinks. He thinks so hard his alarm clock starts flashing numbers at him.] It's- it's like I walked into a room and forgot why I went in there. I had a whole list of things to do, but- [He makes a dismissive noise.] You called about a job, right? If the hat shop doesn't suit you, my best friend happens to be the mayor, so I can get you something more desk-like.